in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Randomize
