I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
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