just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
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