Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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