they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
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