It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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