Need sex. Gaining weight.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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