I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
I'm really busy with my period
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