Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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