i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
Randomize
