Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I just want to make out with him forever
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
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