I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
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