He kissed a someone with a penis
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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