i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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