It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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