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Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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