meet me in the bathroom in 10 mins.
wait what? who are you hooking up with in the bathroom?!
aww shit wrong text.
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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