How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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