Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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