Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
i out mim tonsoeep
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