My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
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