i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
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