no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
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