What a fucking waste of an outfit
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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