you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
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