if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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