i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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