With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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