I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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