She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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