I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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