No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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