these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I have demons in me.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
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