I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
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