you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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