Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I've blown a few things in my day
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
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