Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
Randomize
