I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
Randomize
