ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
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