I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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