Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
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