maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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