doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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