i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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