i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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