People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
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