Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
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