Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
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