I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
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