On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
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