I am in a vortex of obligation.
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Randomize
