I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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