Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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