can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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