I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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