Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
I don't deserve a penis
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
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